Best Whiskey Flask according to SWIG
I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Mmm mmm mmmmm. I may be Irish but I lived in Scotland far too long to resist the allure of a peaty Islay single malt. It was this scotch seduction which made me determined to find the best whiskey flask I could. When that proved a fruitless and hopeless task, I decided to create the best flask I could instead.
I wanted my flask to be able to hold different whiskies and not contaminate the tastes, it’s a pain to have a hip flask which can only hold one whiskey before it forever taints the flask and imbues future contents with the same flavour. Therefore, I make my flasks from stainless steel, it’s nice and inert, unreactive even when introduced to alcohol, like a teenager during the morning after the night before. And, the unibody designs means there are no flaws in the metal, no seams. This means no cracks, one drop of wasted whisky from a leak is two drops too many.
I wanted my flask to be able to hold different whiskies and not contaminate the tastes, it’s a pain to have a hip flask which can only hold one whiskey before it forever taints the flask and imbues future contents with the same flavour. Therefore, I make my flasks from stainless steel, it’s nice and inert, unreactive even when introduced to alcohol, like a teenager during the morning after the night before. And, the unibody designs means there are no flaws in the metal, no seams. This means no cracks, one drop of wasted whisky from a leak is two drops too many.